oh! so pretty

i feel pretty,

oh! so pretty,

i feel pretty and witty and

BRIGHTTTT!~

yeah, i wish.. -.- 

ok i know it's ridiculous, but i have this habit of browsing through photos of my friends in facebook, (especially if they're vain  photogenic. :) but hey, u pretty ladies out there (and surprisingly, some are men :S) embrace your beauty. i'm not saying cam-whoring is an epidemic which needs to be stopped NOW, like NOW NOW NOW.

no 

no 

no

don't mind me, i'm just ranting.

and i believe pretty girls rant to, am i right?

so don't go sharpen those kitty claws and come running after me, 

threatening to trample on me with your monster heels...

anyway, as i was saying

to me, pretty girls are like this...

fabulous, confident, strutting your stuff on the red carpet, blowing flawless kisses at the paparazzi kinda thing

and in my mind, i'm like this

small... insignificant... 

awkward

NOT GOOD AT TAKING PHOTOS

and after going through HUNDREDS of photos that look AMAZING, my confidence level drops to an all time low. But we've all felt like that. i'm sure of it. we're human, after all, we're a jealous species. 

and sometimes it just makes me wonder

how in the world 

can someone upload over a hundred photos

of nothing but themselves?

and sometimes, they LIKE their own vain photos

O.o

and i thought liking your own status was wrong

it's not like it's a group picture and you LIKE it cause of the memories and stuff. unless you had life changing memories taking pictures of yourself... O.o

and as i've said before

i mentally throw darts at pretty people

so watch out!

i'mma get you!

in my mind ;)